Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

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Sean,

Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

The most valued dog camps out by the bathroom, and faithfully
brings in the toilet paper...the Lavatory Retriever. <G>

Daryl

... The first honeymoon is Niagra -- the second honeymoon is Viagra.
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Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: A little on the dark side.

-- digi



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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

-- digi




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Hello All,

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honey combs!

-- digi

... Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
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Hello All,

Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.

Moral:
He who has a Tates is lost!

-- Sean

... Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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