• Insanity And Crap

    From TheCivvie@618:500/1 to Daryl Stout on Mon Nov 24 11:43:39 2025

    Hello Daryl!

    23 Nov 25 22:09, you wrote to me:

    I think we suffer the same. Sometimes my humour is extremely
    dark but it does keep me going.

    I share some bizarre, and at times, raunchy humor, with a lady
    friend. Although she's technically engaged, we kiddingly flirt like
    crazy, and I'm her shoulder to cry on. Plus, the humor gets her out
    of her depression and funk, and makes her laugh. There is so little
    in the world to laugh at nowadays.

    A friend of mine is also the same, she gets some weird and wonderful jokes, at either mine or her expense and she gives as good as she gets :)

    A year ago, when I took her, her significant other, and myself to
    an area Waffle House for Christmas Dinner, I told her "let's have
    some fun with your beau", and get into a long embrace/hug. When he
    said "that's long enough", we replied "We're busy...go away". <G>

    LOL

    Unfortunately, my belt broke, and my slacks went south for the
    winter. She was laughing hysterically, I was so red, and her beau
    was helping me get my pants back up. After lunch, she gave me a
    kiss on each facial cheek (had to qualify that <G>), and she said
    "Thank you so much for giving me such a wonderful day".

    ROTFL

    Sorry to hear, it is a difficult time

    Life is a difficult time.

    Yeah, I had a daughter die about 28 years ago and I can see her every day

    TheCivvie


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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to TheCivvie on Mon Nov 24 19:32:17 2025
    TheCivvie wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    I often tell my kids that soon I will be pushing up the daisies :)
    Which is odd as I want to donate my body to science

    My body is so trashed, it'll go in the Dumpster when I die. XD

    -- Sean

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to TheCivvie on Mon Nov 24 19:45:41 2025
    TheCivvie wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

    Yeah, I had a daughter die about 28 years ago and I can see her every
    day

    I remember you talking about her many, many years ago.

    -- Sean
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  • From TheCivvie@618:500/1 to digimaus on Tue Nov 25 17:16:23 2025

    Hello digimaus!

    24 Nov 25 19:45, you wrote to me:

    Yeah, I had a daughter die about 28 years ago and I can see her
    every day

    I remember you talking about her many, many years ago.

    Yeah it is still hard on me at times

    TheCivvie


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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 25 22:47:02 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Rob Mccart <=-

    Rob,

    Just tell her you want to see if her butt was cracked like yours. <G>

    That sounds like a good way to get your butt kicked.. B)

    Or, she'll do a prostate check without trimming her fingernails
    first. :P

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2gABYTmXos


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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Jimmy Anderson on Wed Nov 26 11:27:50 2025
    Jimmy,

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    Daryl

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Daryl Stout on Thu Nov 27 02:39:08 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Jimmy Anderson:

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    Can't look at a frozen bag of peas anymore, can ya?

    -- digi



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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Thu Nov 27 12:45:50 2025
    Sean,

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    Can't look at a frozen bag of peas anymore, can ya?

    Actually, that's what Janice said after I had the wings clipped. <G>

    But, I do love the frozen English peas that I can microwave.

    My turkey day dinner will be a Marie Callendar dinner, with dinner
    rolls, with mini-birthday-moonpies for dessert, washing it down with
    sugar free fruit punch.

    How To Cook A Turkey.

    1) Buy a turkey.
    2) Have a glass of wine.
    3) Stuff turkey.
    4) Have a glass of wine.
    5) Put turkey in oven.
    6) Relax and have a glass of wine.
    7) Turk the bastey.
    8) Wine of glass another get.
    9) Hunt for meat thermometer.
    10) Glass yourself another pour of wine.
    11) Bake the wine for 4 hours.
    12) Take the oven out of the turkey.
    13) Tet the sable.
    14) Grab another wottle of bine.
    15) Turk the carvey!!

    And, you just had to invite your cousin, the TSA agent, for dinner. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to Daryl Stout on Wed Dec 3 22:10:57 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Jimmy Anderson <=-

    Jimmy,

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    I'll have to check out the other two!

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    :-)



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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Jimmy Anderson on Thu Dec 4 23:08:01 2025
    Jimmy,

    Ever heard the song "Colorectal Surgeon?"

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    I'll have to check out the other two!

    The Colorectal Surgeon one was performed at a conference of Colorectal Surgeons...and they loved it.

    A fellow ham radio operator, who was a retired gastrointerologist,
    took his Amateur Extra exam under a central Arkansas exam session that
    I oversaw. When he upgraded, he asked me to get him "A Jazzy Callsign".
    So, I got him "AG5AS"...although I forget what he had on his QSL card
    (hi hi). Sadly, he became a Silent Key several years ago from pancreatic cancer...the same thing that killed my father.

    This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! :)

    :-)

    Let me know what you think of the other 2 videos.

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    do anything for her. A fellow worker showed up, and asked if she needed
    help. Angrily, she replied "It's about time someone showed up!! I've
    been pressing the F1 key for 20 minutes!!". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 26 19:28:48 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Jimmy Anderson <=-

    Yep...by Bowser and Blue. They also did a deal on "My Vasectomy"
    and "Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia". All 3 videos are a scream!!

    I'll have to check out the other two!

    Let me know what you think of the other 2 videos.

    They were okay -- didn't have the same ring to them I don't think. :-)

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    Well, the blonde needed help at the computer, and it didn't seem to
    do anything for her. A fellow worker showed up, and asked if she needed help. Angrily, she replied "It's about time someone showed up!! I've
    been pressing the F1 key for 20 minutes!!". <G>

    :-) nice


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