• English Muffins (PAIN)

    From Tiny@618:618/12 to All on Thu Jan 2 06:32:00 2025
    Hi All,

    Here's one of the most difficult bread recipes I ever made. LOL Keep in
    mind I have to use gluten free things for Andrea who is Celiac, I don't
    make those changes to a recipe I'm following as I modify it as I go.

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06 by AccuChef (tm) www.AccuChef.com

    Title: English Muffins
    Categories:
    Yield: 12 Servings

    For the dough starter
    3/4 c (3 1/3 ounces) all-purpose
    -flour
    1/2 c water
    1/2 t active dry or instant yeast
    For the English muffin dough
    1 c milk,whole or 2%
    1 t active dry or instant yeast
    2 T sugar
    2 T unsalted butter,melted
    1 t Salt
    3 c All Purpose Flour
    Cornmeal for dusting
    Butter for the skillet

    [Note: Vegan English Muffins: Replace the milk in the main dough with
    water, almond milk, or soy milk. Replace the butter with olive oil.
    Crumpets: Increase the milk by 3/4 cup ]
    Make the dough starter: Mix the flour, water, and yeast for the starter
    in a small mixing bowl. Beat until the batter is smooth and glossy,
    about 100 strokes.
    Let the starter sit 1 to 12 hours: Cover the starter and place it out
    of the way for at least 1 or up to 12 hours. The starter will become increasingly bubbly the longer it sits and will double in bulk. The
    longer you can let the starter ferment, the better the flavor and
    structure of your finished English muffins.

    Whisk together the milk, yeast, and starter: In the bowl of a stand
    mixer or large mixing bowl, combine the milk and yeast for the dough.
    Scrape the starter into the bowl and use a whisk to break it up and
    dissolve it into the milk. It should become quite frothy.
    Mix the dough together: Add the sugar, butter, and salt to the bowl and
    whisk to combine. Add 3 cups of the flour and stir with a stiff spatula
    until you form a shaggy, floury dough.

    Knead the dough: With a dough hook on a stand mixer, knead the dough
    until it comes together in a smooth ball, 5 to 8 minutes. Alternatively,
    knead by hand against the counter. If the dough is very sticky like
    bubble gum, add extra flour as needed, but err on the side of caution.
    The dough is ready when it forms into a smooth ball and springs back
    when poked; it will feel slightly tacky to the touch, but shouldn't
    stick to the bowl or your hands.

    Let the dough rise overnight in the fridge: Transfer the dough to a
    large bowl lightly filmed with oil. Cover and place in the fridge
    overnight or for up to 3 days.? Quicker English Muffins: You can also
    let the dough rise at room temperature until doubled in bulk, 1 1/2 to
    2 hours, and then make the muffins immediately. These muffins will have
    a milder flavor.

    Divide and shape the muffins: Turn the risen dough out onto a lightly
    floured work surface. Use a pastry scraper to divide the dough into 12
    equal pieces. Roll each piece gently against the counter to shape into
    smooth, round balls.

    Transfer the muffins to a baking sheet to rise: Scatter cornmeal
    generously over a baking sheet and arrange the balls on top, spaced a
    little apart. If you have muffin rings, place them around the balls at
    this point. Sprinkle the tops of the balls with more cornmeal.
    Let the muffins rise until puffy: For dough that was refrigerated, this
    will take 1 1/2 to 2 hours; for room temperature dough, this will take
    about 1 hour. Depending on the size of your muffin rings, the muffins
    may not totally fill the rings that's okay.

    Warm a skillet: When ready to cook the muffins, warm a large skillet
    over medium heat. Melt a small pat of butter enough to just coat the
    bottom of the pan and prevent sticking.

    Cook the muffins 5 to 6 minutes on one side: Working in batches,
    transfer a few of the muffins to the skillet allow an inch or so of
    space between muffins and do not crowd the pan. If using rings,
    transfer the muffins with their rings to the pan. Cook until the
    bottoms of the muffins are golden brown, 5 to 6 minutes.

    Flip and cook 5 to 6 minutes on the other side: Flip the muffins and
    cook the other side until golden brown, 5 to 6 minutes. If you prefer
    thinner, less puffy English muffins, you can gently press the tops with
    the spatula to prevent them from rising too much.
    Adjust the heat as needed: If your muffins seem to be browning too
    quickly on the bottoms (or not quickly enough), adjust the heat as
    needed. (If you find that your muffins are browning too quickly, throw
    them in the oven at 350°F to finish baking through.)

    Finish cooking all of the muffins: Transfer cooked muffins to a cooling
    rack. Continue working in batches until all the muffins have been
    cooked. Add a small pat of butter to the pan between batches to prevent sticking.

    Split and serve! Split the English muffins with a fork, spread with
    butter or jam (or both!), and eat. English muffins will keep for
    several days in an airtight container on the counter and are fantastic
    warmed in the toaster oven. Fresh English muffins can also be wrapped
    tightly in plastic wrap or aluminum foil, and kept frozen for up to 3
    months.

    -----

    Shawn

    ... Useless Invention: Motorcycle seat-belts.


    --- Grumble
    * Origin: From the Dirty Shwa (618:618/12)
  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to Tiny on Thu Jan 2 14:01:12 2025
    Hello Tiny!

    02 Jan 25 06:32, you wrote to all:

    Here's one of the most difficult bread recipes I ever made. LOL

    I have been told that English muffins are terrible to make. I cheat and buy them from the store but I know with Andrea that is not an option.

    -- Sean


    ... What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Mars bar!
    --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20240209
    * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)
  • From Shawn Highfield@618:618/12 to Sean Dennis on Thu Jan 2 16:13:56 2025
    Sean Dennis wrote in a message to Tiny:

    I have been told that English muffins are terrible to make. I cheat
    and buy them from the store but I know with Andrea that is not an
    option.

    I'm very lucky, only about once every 2 years she gets a craving for an english muffin. When I can find a certain brand for sale I get her a pack of 4. (Very $$$ - $12 for 4)

    I get the el' cheepo bulk back from costco and throw 'em in the freezer for myself as her dad and I use a seperate toaster.

    I made the recipe I posted once about 4 years ago and I don't think I'll ever make them again.

    Shawn

    ... Don't just bleed there, do something!
    --- timEd 1.10.y2k+
    * Origin: Dirty ole' Town (618:618/12)
  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to Shawn Highfield on Fri Jan 3 18:17:40 2025
    Hello Shawn!

    02 Jan 25 16:13, you wrote to me:

    I'm very lucky, only about once every 2 years she gets a craving for
    an english muffin. When I can find a certain brand for sale I get her
    a pack of 4. (Very $$$ - $12 for 4)

    Good Godf, what a ripoff!

    I get the el' cheepo bulk back from costco and throw 'em in the
    freezer for myself as her dad and I use a seperate toaster.

    I need to clean out my 5 cubic foot chest freezer. That's a good idea.

    I made the recipe I posted once about 4 years ago and I don't think
    I'll ever make them again.

    I don't blame you!

    -- Sean

    ... If you're going to start cross-country skiing, start with a small country. --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20240209
    * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)
  • From Tiny@618:618/12 to Sean Dennis on Sat Jan 4 09:11:00 2025
    Hi Sean,
    On <Sat, 03 Jan 25>, you wrote me:

    get her a pack of 4. (Very $$$ - $12 for 4)
    Good Godf, what a ripoff!

    They charge so much for gluten free stuff. Just a normal loaf
    of disgusting bread is $8 (At a cheap store) and $14.99 at one of
    those special organic stores. (Same exact loaf btw).

    I'm also speaking in CAD not doing any conversion to USD.

    I need to clean out my 5 cubic foot chest freezer. That's a good
    idea.

    We did that recently so that's why we had room for bread. :) Okay truth-
    fully things were tight so we had an excuse to go freezer diving. :)

    I made the recipe I posted once about 4 years ago and I don't
    I don't blame you!

    :)

    Shawn

    ... Never put anything in your nose that isn't yours.


    --- Grumble
    * Origin: Dirty Ole' Town (618:618/12)
  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Tiny on Sat Jan 4 16:02:37 2025
    Tiny wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    ... Never put anything in your nose that isn't yours.

    Don't stick your dick in crazy is good advice. Ask me how I know. XD

    One more for the road...

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: English Muffins with Spamwich Filling
    Categories: Brunch, Pam
    Yield: 1 Servings

    1 cn Spam luncheon meat - (12
    -oz); cubed
    1 Onion; peeled, diced
    1 Green pepper; seeded, diced
    1 sm Jar Cheez Whiz
    English muffins

    Grind Spam with onion and green pepper. Add Cheez Whiz and combine
    thoroughly. Spread mixture liberally on English muffins and place
    under broiler.

    Per serving: 74 Calories (kcal); trace Total Fat; (4% calories from
    fat); 2g Protein; 17g Carbohydrate; 0mg Cholesterol; 6mg Sodium Food
    Exchanges: 0 Grain(Starch); 0 Lean Meat; 3 Vegetable; 0 Fruit; 0 Fat;
    0 Other Carbohydrates

    MMMMM

    -- Sean

    ... What do a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
    --- MultiMail/Linux
    * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)
  • From Tiny@618:618/12 to Digimaus on Sun Jan 5 08:08:00 2025
    Hi digimaus,
    On <Sun, 04 Jan 25>, you wrote me:

    Don't stick your dick in crazy is good advice. Ask me how I know. XD

    Every guy has learned that lesson at least once. :) If they haven't,
    they will.

    Shawn

    ... No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.


    --- Grumble
    * Origin: From the Dirty Shwa (618:618/12)
  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Tiny on Sun Jan 5 16:44:17 2025
    Tiny wrote to Digimaus <=-

    Every guy has learned that lesson at least once. :) If they haven't,
    they will.

    With some of the people I've seen, they haven't learned it well enough. LOL

    -- Sean

    ... I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always.
    --- MultiMail/Linux
    * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)